I actually died at this
makin their way downtown
"i can’t go to the concert with you, i’m broke"
"just ask your parents for money then"
i wish i could. i really fucking wish i could. but alas, they’re broke. when i say “i’m broke”, i mean my parents have no money. shut up.
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
drum solo dreams
I almost died laughing.
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES